Hold on. When you say, people, do you mean people in general? Or did you have yourself a playful threesome in the forties? Was it with the pretty gals you were on tour with? Come on. Talk to me about it. You're allowed to spill the deets since it basically happened a gajillion days ago.
Why? That's like talking about laundry day. It happens too often. Your sex life on the other hand, or lack thereof, is fascinating.
Hey. Do you think I'm annoying? I think I can be. Probably. Pepper says I am. But I don't trust her opinion. She's been asking me to shut down my lab and my suits before I end up killing myself and I've been telling her no. Because come on. If she wasn't able to make me do something while we were together, what are the chances of her trying to control me now? Right? I mean. Pfft.
Are you sure you're not mistaking the word annoying for something else? Like, adorable? And what do you mean I talk to myself? I'm never by myself. There's... JARVIS.
So you've got a problem with my sense of humor now? You want to take this outside? I'm kidding. I don't want to fight you. You'd just end up being all teary-eyed and sad and I'd feel bad about it.
Didn't you cry while watching Beauty and the Beast? Or was Clint telling lies?
I'm confused. I'm annoying, but you like me this way. Guess you're just too nice of a guy. I found Hammer annoying and I avoided him like the plague. Or at least, I tried to.
You gonna make it to this party anytime soon, Cap? Or are we blowing Rhodey's cake without you?
Except he doesn't want the party. Even though I throw an amazing shindig. You've been to my parties, right? You like 'em? Remember that time I invited those senior citizens to the barbecue and you had a great time chatting to them all?
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Anyone else coming, or just us three? I could invite Harold, he was the one with the ceramic cups.
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And even if I did, I wouldn't give you salacious details because I know you'd just want more.
Why, do you go around telling everyone about your threesomes?
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Hey. Do you think I'm annoying? I think I can be. Probably. Pepper says I am. But I don't trust her opinion. She's been asking me to shut down my lab and my suits before I end up killing myself and I've been telling her no. Because come on. If she wasn't able to make me do something while we were together, what are the chances of her trying to control me now? Right? I mean. Pfft.
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Are you asking for relationship advice? From me?
Are you trying to make things up with Pepper? 'Cause I'm thinking you might wanna start by not telling her that.
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Well, first off, you keep saying things to make me uncomfortable.
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You also always turn everything into a joke.
Do you really want me to keep going? I feel like this is annoying, me listing all these things about you.
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Look, that's not the point.
You are pretty annoying, but that's okay, Tony, it's just part of who you are. And I like you this way.
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I'm confused. I'm annoying, but you like me this way. Guess you're just too nice of a guy. I found Hammer annoying and I avoided him like the plague. Or at least, I tried to.
You gonna make it to this party anytime soon, Cap? Or are we blowing Rhodey's cake without you?
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I do like musicals, though.
Why are you even texting me at Rhodey's party? I'm on my way but I'm pretty far out still. I'll be there late. I'll get him a gift though.
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Wait, didn't you fight him at one of them?
You know what, I'm gonna buy him some alcohol.
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