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[pursuitofcappiness]

I think this is why Rhodey doesn't like your parties.

Wait, didn't you fight him at one of them?

You know what, I'm gonna buy him some alcohol.

[ironism]

He started it. He wanted to take my stuff. Don't take my stuff.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Okay, think it'll still be going in an hour? I'm just checking out now.

[ironism]

We'll probably be partying all night. I like how you're turning up fashionably late.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, can I leave fashionably early? I don't wanna pick up after all of you when drunk.

[ironism]

You don't have to. Happy will get someone to clean the place up. So, no, Cap. You're not allowed to leave until it's at least the crack of dawn.

[pursuitofcappiness]

What? No, I'm leaving early, crack of dawn's when I wake up. So unless you want to draw on my sleeping face in marker.

[ironism]

Now that's an idea. Hey, am I allowed to say something? I'll just say it. Don't be a party pooper.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You're gonna go ahead and say it anyway, so say it.

[ironism]

I just did. That was it. Also, I signed you up for the next two rounds of karaoke. You're paired up with Clint.

[pursuitofcappiness]

What? How do you even know how long that's going until?

Tony, I'm skipping all the other songs.

[ironism]

If you don't get here soon, Clint's gonna be in charge of picking the next few songs, and fair warning, he's in a greatest love songs kinda mood. You know, Billy Joel, Cliff Richards, Air Supply, Phil Colins, Michael Bolton. Have a fun duet.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I don't know any of those people.

Wait, is Billy Joel the one that sings Love is In The Air Tonight?

[ironism]

Was it love? Pretty sure it was hate. Phil Collins.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Great, I'll do that one with Clint. He can sing all of it, I'll do the drums.

[ironism]

Really? Cuz I'll bring out the bongos and everything.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Hold on.

You have bongos?

[ironism]

Not right now I don't. But I can have it delivered to me asap.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Between now and the time we're up to sing?

Aren't all the instrument stores closed?