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[redhourglass]

seriously rogers???

[pursuitofcappiness]

🍆🚫👉👌

[redhourglass]

😔🍆

[pursuitofcappiness]

Okay, it's actually pretty hard to communicate in only emojis.

But I'm really confused. I did make eggplant parmigiana though if you want some.

[redhourglass]

that's what i was afraid of

i think they offer a class on emoji speak at the senior center if you're interested - you definitely need it

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow.

Pass, I'm not going out with her again.

[redhourglass]

probably a good move
sounds like you two are dealing with a language barrier anyway

[pursuitofcappiness]

Would've been better if she'd just spoken another language.

[redhourglass]

parlez-vous français?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Je parle juste un tout petit peu français.

[redhourglass]

impressionant
maybe you would have been better off if she spoke a different language
how long had you been seeing each other?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Three weeks? But not really. I was trying to schedule a second date.

[redhourglass]

on the one hand: better to cut it loose now

on the other hand, that’s like an eternity for you, i didn’t know you did second dates

[pursuitofcappiness]

Honestly, me neither. It's a miracle getting us both to show up.

[redhourglass]

i feel like compared to a random date
you’d have the better excuse
“saving the free world” beats whatever else they can come up with

[pursuitofcappiness]

You're right about that, but I guess girls only like that when they don't have to deal with it.

[redhourglass]

probably just haven't met the right girl

[pursuitofcappiness]

Thought that'd be a lot easier in a city of eight million, but I guess I still don't know anything about girls.

[redhourglass]

if dating was easy there wouldn't be so many movies about it