open + overflow post

[shipping]

OPEN POST

AZIRAPHALE

BUCK

ERIK

HUA CHENG

STEVE

WANGJI

Comments

[pursuitofcappiness]

Alright, I'll bite.

How?

[ironism]

Shouldn't the question be where? If you're saying you'll bite. ( hardy har har. )

[pursuitofcappiness]

Somehow I don't think you'd like it very much if I bit you.

Should I pack trunks for the boat party?

[ironism]

Yeah, you're right. Especially not if you're looking to draw blood. People might assume that I'm into kinky shit, but I'm really not. I'm kinda fussy. ( who's he kidding? he's incredibly fussy. )

Trunks, speedos, whatever you want, Cap. You're free to swim in the nude too if that's your preference.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I could've told you that you're fussy. But thanks, what is the word for that? Vanilla? Really didn't need to know.

Nice try. I'll pack trunks.

[ But he won't realize it's a long party so he'll only pack like one change of clothes. ]

[ironism]

What do you even know about me being fussy anyways?

[pursuitofcappiness]

You won't let me hand you things and you fly pizza across the country.