No idea who stocks anything around anywhere. That's not my area of expertise. I got a lot on my plate if you hadn't realized. But I'm happy to fund any expenses. That includes your trip to DC, tonight's barbecue, and basically everyone's entire livelihood. Getting napkins though? You've got me flummoxed. Aren't those always just available anywhere? Sort of like the air we breathe? No?
Is that why you showed up in that sexy pair of blue jeans last week? Guess I do spend a ridiculous amount of time staring at your ass. It's completely work related. I do it for research, re: uniform update. It's not like I'm imagining what it would be like to bend you over a desk. TMI?
Definitely TMI, and you really need to stop making passes at me just because you're bored.
But I walked into that one. Yes, when I think you're dozing off or about to text Rhodey or something, I try to have something to jot down on the whiteboard. Gets you listening every time.
I gotta draw the line somewhere. Can't have you taking up all of my time, Rogers.
Just some new tech I built for SI's clean energy project. I had the prototype built some time ago. I'm just looking to approve the final design. Nothing you'd be interested in.
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Okay, never mind. I'll make a trip.
But you can send Happy to pick up napkins if he's bored. And drinks. Unless you're taking care of that. Does Happy stock your bars, too?
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I'll see you later tonight. Are you going to pay attention to your meeting or are you going to start sending me me-mes?
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And no, I'd notice if you weren't paying attention in my meetings.
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Also, it's easier to pay attention to you. You're pretty.
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But I'd be lying if I said I didn't put on my nice pants when I think the presentation's going to bore you.
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But I walked into that one. Yes, when I think you're dozing off or about to text Rhodey or something, I try to have something to jot down on the whiteboard. Gets you listening every time.
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You saying I'm allowed to make passes at you when I'm not bored, Rogers? We making up rules now?
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But to be very clear, I don't want a fling.
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( is he snickering on the other end? he's definitely going to special hell for this. of all the things to be texting captain america about. )
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Look, on a scale of 1-10, I'm gonna need you to rate how attractive you think I am. Let's go. Come on. Give me your honest opinion.
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Aren't you one of People's sexiest men alive? So objectively, you're a 10.
What am I, like an 8? 9 if I don't talk too much?
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It's not weird. I just think we want different things.
I tried having meaningless sex. Felt like I might as well at the time, I might not get another chance. I don't regret it, but I'm not proud of it.
And you mean a lot to me, but the sex wouldn't.
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It's just not what I want. Are you going to keep asking me about this all through Zurich?
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And I guess Zurich's a nice enough place to go. What are you picking up for your lab?
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Just some new tech I built for SI's clean energy project. I had the prototype built some time ago. I'm just looking to approve the final design. Nothing you'd be interested in.
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