You sound like a bitter old man who hasn't had sex in over seventy years. Oh, wait. You are that man. ( he gives him a wink. ) And I've probably been there, done that. I don't know. I've definitely slept with a ridiculous number of celebrities back in my twenties, thirties. I'm steering clear of that crowd. I don't do repeats. ( for someone who doesn't like it when he talks about his sex life, steve here seems to keep poking at the hornet's nest. )

Except, you know, with the rare few people who get me. Who can deal with me. Despite the fact that I'm a handful. You know they all end up dead in this one? ( it's not a spoiler if it's a lie. )