[ Steve wants to smile at Tony and assure him that everything will go as planned, but he pauses because, disposal service? What on Earth? Though he had known that Tony before they'd met - really, before he'd tried to settle down with Pepper - was a bit of a cad, and he shouldn't really be surprised.

Yet, still, sometimes, he is.

Thor leans in and peers over them with a drunken smile and starts giving some relationship advice that really just boils down to him projecting a little about his relationship with Jane, and Steve can see that going real south real fast. ]

Yeah, buddy, I'm definitely always gonna let Tony pick what we watch on Netflix, but we don't really have a lot of shows we put on together.

[ And before Thor can start talking about what shows he and Jane used to watch, Steve veers off: ]

He's really only like this when drunk. I've never seen him this far gone. If he's still up to repeat tomorrow, I'm cutting him off before he gets like this.

[ At a red light, he does turn his face to give the top of Tony's head a kiss. ]

As cute as you're being right now. Should I carry you upstairs when we get to the tower?

[ On the not-so-bright side, it is Friday night and there's a lot of cars on the road, but it's a pretty straight shot down to the tower and he has FRIDAY send a message off to Happy just so he doesn't get surprised this time. ]