"None of it does, but you can't beat the breakfast deal at $1.50." Look, the man has priorities and it's being fed on a budget. At least he doesn't make his meals like he lives in the Depression anymore. Maybe he needs to get a second job to pay the bills.

"Wait, why would she think that?" he asks, because that's just a weird thing to think of your neighbors! Very presumptuous. Besides, it's not like they've done that yet. He hasn't even held Jessica's hand. This is strange to him, and he's not sure how to take it. Sometimes he's just reminded that he's very old-fashioned.

"And why would she do that?" That seems like totally unhinged behavior to him, but he'll elect to ignore it so that they can watch something nice in peace. "Whatever you're interested in. We can watch that. I probably haven't seen it before."