( he shrugs at the bit about everyone and their grandma being curious about the size of steve's dick because that really shouldn't be a surprise. like, has he seen himself in the mirror? )

Hey, there we go. Good start, Romeo. ( points at steve's hand with his index finger. ) The classic date move strategy. You wanna hold someone's hand, but you're too shy to do it. You wait for them to grab the popcorn and you go for it. It's not bad. ( he'll toss a popcorn in his mouth, catching it between his teeth. )

You wanna try out some other stuff? ( tony gives steve a look, like, go for it, tiger. oh, he's so messing with him right now. )