People care more because we're both so high-profile.
[ And probably because Steve hasn't been seen out on a date in a long time since he keeps refusing to be set up by Natasha, people are starting to wonder if maybe he's not just being picky. Which, again, he finds totally invasive. But they are big celebrities in what is apparently a slow news cycle. ]
Once either of us starts seeing someone new, maybe they'll finally catch on. Or just think we broke up or something. I keep leaving coffee grinds in the sink, you kept flirting openly. Pretty easy story to sell.
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[ And probably because Steve hasn't been seen out on a date in a long time since he keeps refusing to be set up by Natasha, people are starting to wonder if maybe he's not just being picky. Which, again, he finds totally invasive. But they are big celebrities in what is apparently a slow news cycle. ]
Once either of us starts seeing someone new, maybe they'll finally catch on. Or just think we broke up or something. I keep leaving coffee grinds in the sink, you kept flirting openly. Pretty easy story to sell.